The Stratocracy of -Allemeine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.745 billion Allemeinens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allemeine City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,431 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 217,951 Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 873,111 per year while the poor average 36,506, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Allemeine's national animal is the Allemeinen Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Allemeine.

-Allemeine is ranked 248,637^th in the world and 210^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Nudest, with 71.5 cheeks per square mile.