by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine

“We're Lost...Again” Otto Skorzeny

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 0000000000000



Population4.759 billion

LeaderOtto Skorzeny


The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Otto Skorzeny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.759 billion -Allemeinens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth 740 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 155,655 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Allemeine's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

-Allemeine is ranked 49,086th in the world and 12th in 0000000000000 for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.63 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Mining Sector: 3,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,034thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,298thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,488thMost Avoided: 5,936thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,118thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,612thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,151stLargest Black Market: 9,426thLargest Retail Industry: 10,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,112thHighest Average Incomes: 11,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,229thMost Efficient Economies: 13,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,173rd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts