“We're Lost...Again” Otto Skorzeny
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Regional Influence: Minnow
The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Otto Skorzeny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.759 billion -Allemeinens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.
The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth 740 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 155,655 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Allemeine's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -Allemeine's influence in 0000000000000 rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : -Allemeine's influence in 0000000000000 rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : -Allemeine lodged a message on the 0000000000000 Regional Message Board.
- : -Allemeine relocated from The Respected Realms to 0000000000000.
- : -Allemeine's influence in The Respected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : -Allemeine's influence in The Respected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : -Allemeine lodged a message on the The Respected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : -Allemeine relocated from Mathematic to The Respected Realms.
- : -Allemeine's influence in Mathematic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : -Allemeine's influence in Mathematic rose from "Zero" to "Page".