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The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine

“We're Lost...Again” Otto Skorzeny

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The House at Pooh Corner

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-Allemeine

Population6.685 billion

CapitalNowhere
LeaderOtto Skorzeny
FaithChurch of Allemeine

CurrencyKrone
AnimalEagle

The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Otto Skorzeny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.685 billion -Allemeinens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,183 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Allemeine's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Allemeine.

-Allemeine is ranked 110,688th in the world and 4th in The House at Pooh Corner for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,270.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Mining Sector: 3,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,798thMost Avoided: 6,991stLargest Insurance Industry: 7,250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,479thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,798thHighest Average Incomes: 11,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,989thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,174thLargest Retail Industry: 13,176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,949thMost Efficient Economies: 14,446thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,517thHighest Economic Output: 15,966thMost Developed: 17,326th
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10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Allemeine lodged a message on the The House at Pooh Corner Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in -Allemeine, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : -Allemeine's influence in The House at Pooh Corner rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : -Allemeine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in -Allemeine, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in -Allemeine, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in -Allemeine, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in -Allemeine, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : -Allemeine lodged a message on the The House at Pooh Corner Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in -Allemeine, Jennifer Government is banned.

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