The Loving Couple of -I ShipIt- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aragorn with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.729 billion -I ShipIt-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rohan. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient -I ShipIt-ian economy, worth 941 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,760 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Postcards from -I ShipIt-ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, large areas of -I ShipIt- are not accessible by the public, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -I ShipIt-'s national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-I ShipIt- is ranked 310,255^th in the world and 43^rd in Testregionia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.