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The Led Zeppelin Essence of -Jimmy Page

“The Song Remains The Same”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: NationStates

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-Jimmy Page

Population24.151 billion

CapitalHeston Hounslow
LeaderSir Page
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencySaturn Sigil
AnimalYardbird

The Led Zeppelin Essence of -Jimmy Page is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sir Page with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.151 billion -Jimmy Pageans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heston Hounslow. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -Jimmy Pagean economy, worth a remarkable 6,125 trillion Saturn Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,618 Saturn Sigils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Jimmy Page's national animal is the Yardbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

-Jimmy Page is ranked 2,068th in the world and 94th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,039.66408128 days.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 703rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 823rdRudest Citizens: 1,311thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,605thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,824thMost Stationary: 2,068thHighest Economic Output: 2,316thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,755thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,922ndTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,346thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,677thHighest Drug Use: 3,929thMost Inclusive: 4,691stNudest: 4,967thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,060thMost Efficient Economies: 5,079thHighest Average Incomes: 5,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,189thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,407thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,470thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,721stHighest Food Quality: 8,304thLargest Retail Industry: 9,108thLargest Populations: 9,303rdNicest Citizens: 9,474thSmartest Citizens: 9,763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,856thMost Developed: 10,290thMost Influential: 11,383rdLargest Governments: 11,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,891stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,596thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,057thMost Secular: 16,155thMost Cultured: 16,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 24,251stMost Pacifist: 24,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,445th
Top
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : -Jimmy Page was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : -Jimmy Page was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 2 million infected.

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