Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Hatchling
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Chaos of -Llamatron- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.195 billion -Llamatron-ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaotica. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient -Llamatron-ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,008 trillion droids a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 155,564 droids, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,436,904 per year while the poor average 1,658, a ratio of 866 to 1.
The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Llamatron-'s national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
-Llamatron- is ranked 14,721st in the world and 202nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,008.42 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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-Llamatron-'s influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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-Llamatron-'s influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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-Llamatron- relocated from China to The Rejected Realms.
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-Llamatron- was ejected and banned from China by
The Matriarchy of Hua-Mulan.
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-Llamatron-'s influence in China rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
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-Llamatron- relocated from Osiris to China.
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-Llamatron- altered its national flag.
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-Llamatron- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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-Llamatron- was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Black Lucky Holy Christmas of Durmengrad Prime, infecting 27 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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-Llamatron- was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Sand and Scarabs of Osiris WA Office, infecting 35 million survivors.