The Loving Couple of -OneTrue-Pairing is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tinella Nosa with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.212 billion -OneTrue-Pairingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -OneTrue-Pairingian economy, worth 641 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,301 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -OneTrue-Pairing's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-OneTrue-Pairing is ranked 55,161^st in the world and 1^st in Lands of the Ooga for Most Patriotic, with 29.46 flags saluted per person per day.