The Sultanate of -Urzikstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Samara Jalal with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.08 billion Urzikstanis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Mazrah. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Urzikstani economy, worth 198 trillion Menats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,466 Menats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Urzikstanis expect to be treated as royalty, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and much of -Urzikstan's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Urzikstan's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Azurism.

-Urzikstan is ranked 288,116^th in the world and 11,049^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -221.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.