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The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poppian economy, worth 690 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,295 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and the World What's a Coral Guard Games have been won again by 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121's national animal is the fruit bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is ranked 7,772^nd in the world and 246^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 100.68 Quips Per Hour.