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The What's a Coral Guard of 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121

“You can get to the purple line.” Poppy

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific

OverviewFactbookDispatchesPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121

Population4.565 billion

CapitalLesbos
LeaderPoppy
FaithWorship of Poppy

Currencybitcoin
Animalfruit bat

The What's a Coral Guard of 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Poppy with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.565 billion Poppies are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poppian economy, worth 690 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,295 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and the World What's a Coral Guard Games have been won again by 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121's national animal is the fruit bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is ranked 7,772nd in the world and 246th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 100.68 Quips Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 237thMost Influential: 276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,247thNicest Citizens: 1,344thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,502ndMost Devout: 1,662ndMost Inclusive: 2,238thMost Pacifist: 2,257thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,564thMost Cultured: 5,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,582ndBest Weather: 5,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,250thMost Efficient Economies: 6,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,587thMost Developed: 6,609thLargest Governments: 7,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,495thLowest Crime Rates: 7,615thSmartest Citizens: 7,772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,802ndNudest: 9,842ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,636thHealthiest Citizens: 15,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,108thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,173rdMost Income Equality: 21,900thMost Stationary: 22,474th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 85th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 174th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th in the regionMost Developed: 214th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 234th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 246th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionNudest: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 322nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 438th in the regionMost Stationary: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 447th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 459th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 524th in the regionLargest Populations: 619th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 824th in the region

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