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The Pending Victory of 3CY

“Збройні сили України”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: 10000 Islands

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3CY

Population6.014 billion

CurrencyHryvnia
AnimalJavelin

The Pending Victory of 3CY is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.014 billion 3CYians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The all-consuming 3CYian economy, worth 814 trillion Hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,390 Hryvnias, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3CY's national animal is the Javelin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3CY is ranked 33,313th in the world and 79th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,555.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,611thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,449thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,594thMost Devout: 13,075thMost Armed: 13,815thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,522ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,581stNudest: 17,297thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,755thLargest Black Market: 27,798thMost Patriotic: 28,317thLargest Mining Sector: 31,058thHighest Average Incomes: 32,604thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 34,391st
Top
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 56th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • : 3CY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in 3CY, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.

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