Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Developing |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Enforcer
Location: 314159265358979323846264338327950
Population | 11.198 billion |
Capital | Pieville |
Leader | Nicholas Copernicus |
Faith | Atheistic Existentialism |
Currency | franc |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Matriarchy of 5358 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nicholas Copernicus with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.198 billion 5358ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pieville. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped 5358ian economy, worth 343 trillion francs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,632 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Farting etiquette is taught in schools, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in 5358, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. 5358's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheistic Existentialism.
5358 is ranked 40,152nd in the world and 5th in 314159265358979323846264338327950 for Most Stationary, with 1,127.4368131622 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 5358 agreed to construct embassies between 314159265358979323846264338327950 and Carrot Patch Pete.
- : 5358 agreed to construct embassies between 314159265358979323846264338327950 and Stubby Toe.
- : 5358 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : 5358 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : 5358 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : 5358's influence in 314159265358979323846264338327950 fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : 5358's influence in 314159265358979323846264338327950 rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : 5358 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : 5358 was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Mimi mimikins, infecting 26 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : 5358's influence in 314159265358979323846264338327950 fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".