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The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific


5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population2.916 billion

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.916 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 673 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,972 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 41,100th in the world and 1,715th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,711.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 285thMost Influential: 530thRudest Citizens: 689thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,171stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,140thHighest Average Incomes: 4,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,193rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,741stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,334thHealthiest Citizens: 6,702ndSmartest Citizens: 7,135thMost Armed: 7,165thMost Efficient Economies: 7,186thMost Developed: 7,381stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,982ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,743rdTop
Largest Black Market: 12,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,908thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,925thMost Secular: 13,120thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,152ndLargest Governments: 14,540thMost Cultured: 15,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,541st
Rudest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 234th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionMost Armed: 276th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 388th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 419th in the regionMost Developed: 451st in the regionLargest Black Market: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 474th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 476th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 498th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 555th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 614th in the regionMost Secular: 705th in the regionLargest Governments: 712th in the regionMost Cultured: 771st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 819th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 915th in the regionMost Stationary: 986th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 5 kingdoms of Britannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : 5 kingdoms of Britannia endorsed The People's Republic of New Francois.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 340 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Dreadton, Sunto, Sundred, Kwaj, Omnistria, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, Acrabinnia, PlanetPunk, Former English Colony, Maott, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, El Fiji Grande, Haor Chall, Wilkshire, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Pasargad, Sil Dorsett, Astrind, Zokk, Solidair, Glurponia, Goyanes, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Zumlandia, Joodey, Newam, Kobagia, Ethnon, and 290 others.New Trisone, Orado, Partax, SORT, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, Bearical, Soviet Terran, Runeda, Pallaith, Avemterra, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Zeternia, Valhalla123, New Octicarg, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ever dark, New Lakemba, PotatoFarmers, Newpromisedland, Fizban, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Panama Coalition, The Stratosphere Islands, The O C, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Nordic-British Union, Solskjar, Miamington, VietAnhland, The Austro Germanic Union, Minuda, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Kingdom Of Manaf, Universal State Formula, Ereena, Clan Spaniel, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xagill, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Zecit, Yukti, Empy, Pazair, Unimaginable Doom, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Gurou, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Amestris-Britannia, Fraguale Cothe, Astronomical, The Teddy, Ravendi, Olofin, Vernest Quill, Interdimensional Zone, Ateala, Anungu, The AP Republic, Diodone, Aetulia, Preble, San Intern, Cape Flower, Antiyard, Fendlium, Merconitonitopia, Misthas, Yemet, Keventle, Gilakistan, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Volstokn, Nationeer, Loli County, Texas States, Hamerica, Walter Jackson, Fayyayid, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, New Chilokver, Hyphen, The New Communist Republic Of States, East Supple Lund, Wit Noreis, Xyrron, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Lucedeia, Herzliyya, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, KhalChicken, West Hamburg, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Lancerian Empire, The Windmilluminati, Prevaland, Godwanna, Crader, Noesantara, Savaska, Nisastria, Abonland, Avastate, Nistriabar, Varola, Tunofferia, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Wurplestan, Greater New America, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Arlens Apartment, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, FROST33, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Dopeland420, Sikol, Eurasian Foederatio, Planes, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Aoncarpa, Hopsin, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Ver Testua, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Bengal Empir, Artemis Selene, Brucklania, Aeolist, Simone Republic, Sevinland, The Calabash Protectorate, Gautania, Solmetria, Kocherian, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Daulatpur, Libertania Democratica, Palisede, Yalkan, Maynilan, Mystiquelle, Toygu Land, Cowbridge, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, U S Eh, Arichia, Yellops, East Akra, Eywaan, Ihsan, Polihy, Maclare, The True Frog, Caselpania, Lux Conos, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Yalgora, Animu Place, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Labora, Eara Forp, Principia Mathematica, Kragsgale, Xipher, Mardessa, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Pokemanland, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Erubetia, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Andexia, Frahnkzaden, Karakalpak Republic, Heilhum Imperius, Disunited Earth, R libanon, Easternryke, Nobec, Neu-Galicia, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sisang, Hardscrabble, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, TLTland, Healiopolis, Lulubellia, Warancia, Unsophisticate, Outer Shenendoah, Armandlandia, Triado, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Royal States of Canada, Feelonia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Sardona, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Ofira, Republica Guilleana, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Cereskia, AENEDELIAH, Sopernia, A Die, Islanes, New Volta, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Mekine, Smesh, Karnogarsk, Boston Castle, The Clever Crow, Jerzykowo, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Cosamaloapan, An Identity Crisis, Kuveria, Maratabat, Barabolia, Tringapore, New Ecronentia, Dai Nippon Yamato, Testnation223, OK BOOMMERS, Religioncord, Crusadam, Venicea, Pytong, Londinensi, Why Seriously, Batatoland Empire, Northwest Zedonia, Ozstan, Kazoo Basin, Brsil, Bankowiata, Arloria, Ofrettia, The Unified Missourtama States, Voles Ang, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Kelvaros Prime, South Baba, Caffeinetopia, and New Francois.

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