The Really A Federation Republic of 7 Trees is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.735 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 448 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,873 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 152,605^th in the world and 2,446^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,684.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.