The Federation of 7th Pyhajarvi Lake is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 1.171 billion 7th Pyhajarvi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong 7th Pyhajarvi Lakean economy, worth 66.2 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,558 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7th Pyhajarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

7th Pyhajarvi Lake is ranked 94,615^th in the world and 169^th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Governments, scoring 17.12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.