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The Map and Card Farm of 87654678oipi876543

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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87654678oipi876543

Population8.758 billion

CapitalTenochtitlan
LeaderAllah
FaithHinduism

Currencykrona
Animalcow

The Map and Card Farm of 87654678oipi876543 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Allah with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.758 billion 87654678oipi876543ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 87654678oipi876543ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,479 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,740 per year while the poor average 29,683, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, elected officials who disagree with Allah have a lot of accidents, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and the first sword of 87654678oipi876543 does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 87654678oipi876543's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

87654678oipi876543 is ranked 159,376th in the world and 3,186th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 128.81583422448 days.

Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,181stMost Armed: 12,263rdTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,506thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,880thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,776thLargest Black Market: 23,609thMost Patriotic: 24,925thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,187thMost Devout: 28,006thHighest Economic Output: 29,454th
Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 440th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 758th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 953rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 87654678oipi876543's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : 87654678oipi876543 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : 87654678oipi876543's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in 87654678oipi876543, the first sword of 87654678oipi876543 does not run.
  • : Following new legislation in 87654678oipi876543, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in 87654678oipi876543, elected officials who disagree with Allah have a lot of accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in 87654678oipi876543, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in 87654678oipi876543, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : 87654678oipi876543's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : 87654678oipi876543's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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