The of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.658 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth an astonishing 10,385 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 389,589 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,826,849 per year while the poor average 16,927, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, Slave to the man TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 340,319^th in the world and 5,878^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -54.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.