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The Republic of 9005

“Lvl 99”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Islamic Depostic Europe

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9005

Population7.807 billion

Currencydhs
Animalshhsfh

The Republic of 9005 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.807 billion 9005ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The powerhouse 9005ian economy, worth 544 trillion dhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 69,803 dhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and edutainment video games are taking 9005's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 9005's national animal is the shhsfh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

9005 is ranked 166,721st in the world and 3rd in Islamic Depostic Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 33.08 Insults Per Minute.

Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,289thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,684thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,360thFattest Citizens: 5,019thLargest Black Market: 6,204thNudest: 6,982ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,643rdMost Avoided: 7,819thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,000thLargest Retail Industry: 13,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,978thMost Devout: 18,387th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 9005, edutainment video games are taking 9005's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : 9005 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, email killed the radio star.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, Leader lights cigars with a hundred-dhs bill.
  • : Following new legislation in 9005, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.

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