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The Republic of 900x

“Inb4 9003 drops to rare”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Big Farma

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900x

Population1.107 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of 900x is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.107 billion 900xians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The strong 900xian economy, worth 54.1 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 48,827 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 900x's national animal is the 9003.

900x is ranked 155,523rd in the world and 1,056th in Big Farma for Rudest Citizens, with 36.76 Insults Per Minute.

Top
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,048thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,307th
Top
1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Armed: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
10%
Best Weather: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 900x, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : 900x was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, half the 900xian Army consists of Brasilistani contractors.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : 900x was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in 900x, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.

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