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The Gay Cat Colony of Chundukeratopia

“Disco Inferno” Papa Eyebrow

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Canterbury

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Chundukeratopia

Population15.06 billion

CapitalWest Virginia
LeaderPapa Eyebrow
FaithPastafarianism

Currencychimichanga
Animaltourist

The Gay Cat Colony of Chundukeratopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Papa Eyebrow with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.06 billion Gay Cats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Virginia. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 3,184 trillion chimichangas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,444 chimichangas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feline tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the only issue that Papa Eyebrow has is that there aren't enough issues (Chundukeratopia has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chundukeratopia's national animal is the tourist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Chundukeratopia is ranked 29,010th in the world and 1st in Canterbury for Most Stationary, with 1,381.87226143452 days.

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Most Secular: 1,331stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,856thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,890thBest Weather: 4,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,011thHighest Economic Output: 6,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,879thMost Developed: 8,064thLargest Governments: 8,475thHighest Average Incomes: 8,639thSmartest Citizens: 9,675thMost Efficient Economies: 10,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,801stMost Inclusive: 11,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,066thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,817thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,213thMost Influential: 14,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,876thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,396thLowest Crime Rates: 19,642ndLargest Populations: 26,478thMost Patriotic: 28,135thMost Stationary: 29,010th

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