The SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAM of A Different Puppet of Potatopelago is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 756 million Different Puppet of Potatopelagoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BIG SHOT. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Different Puppet of Potatopelagoan economy, worth 26.6 trillion KROMERS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 35,130 KROMERS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laws are littered with references to cheese, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, and a government program is underway to revitalize A Different Puppet of Potatopelago's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Different Puppet of Potatopelago's national animal is the SPAMTON EGGS, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Different Puppet of Potatopelago is ranked 159,652^nd in the world and 65^th in Aspen for Most Authoritarian, with 663.94 milliStalins.