The Queendom of A I T B is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 323 million I T Bians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The I T Bian economy, worth 14.2 trillion Alias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,084 Alias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A I T B's national animal is the Alia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A I T B is ranked 213,884^th in the world and 31^st in Burge Classroom for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,084.4 Standard Monetary Units.