“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Negotiator
|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.52 billion Floridians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 7,777 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,381 colostomy bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,912,749 per year while the poor average 31,387, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of The Steak Paul.
- : A mean old man's influence in Slatos rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Dominion of Divine Reichstag.
- : A mean old man's influence in Slatos rose from "Diplomat" to "Auxiliary".
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Mandatory Teatime of Zekojlocar.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Captain of Deropia NPA.
- : A mean old man's influence in Slatos fell from "Dealmaker" to "Diplomat".
- : A mean old man ejected and banned The Holy Empire of Old Ottoman Turkey from Slatos.
- : A mean old man ejected and banned The Republic of Empred Nucennism from Slatos.
- : A mean old man ejected and banned The Republic of Outtuuryy from Slatos.
Endorsements Received: 61 » Ursus Orientalis, Raenalumia, Ufrain61, Charles Lee Ray, Lilibi, Maple 1, Darcanias bird, Rom And Noodles, Catainia, Cheesy Tots, Two Bagger, Pupar1, Zaz Raided You, A Ping, Siatsku Ultima, Kaz Brekker, Dynomo, TESDAI 20, Thero She, United Silver States Republic, PK Fire Beta, Regunalia, CiC Red Back, Wilorve, Purple Fairy, Tuthme, Foxy Spirit, Laniraid-1, LevontSoldier1, Pseudorhombicuboctahedron, Dioramos, The Wil Zenn, Dregsburg, 2nd Sawtooth Regiment, QuietDraftee11, Azu Math, Mylin, Asean Islanders, FireEaters1, Anherz, InTheEnd, Blowing Trees, Rebel Rock, Hempire of Jorts, Trond 1, Sonia Nevermind, I Came I Saw I Dominated, Salmonburg, NpaSoldier1, Alternal, and 11 others.Squadron D5, Greatest Algerstonia, Wand, Bubger Kang, Hliwaponseserg, Daxtastic, The Newer Nation, Deropia NPA, Zekojlocar, Divine Reichstag, and The Steak Paul.