“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The East Pacific
|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.218 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,624 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,996 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of The 7th Coalition of Alba.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lunoris.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Emirate of Colligation.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Libertoland.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Democratic Republic of Atalaia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Atalaia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Marre Bryce.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Commonwealth of Vuclen.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Vuclen.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Kingdom of Vaskeden.
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