“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The East Pacific
|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.7 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 9,583 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,978 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The New Lotte-revering Society of A Guy from Some Place.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Dictatorship of Turkish Avramite.
- : A mean old man endorsed The United Forests of American-Cascadia.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Commonwealth of Practicutopia.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Vocaloid Republic of Palladion State.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Federal Republic of Kinesin.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Grand Duchy of West Pangasinan.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Federal Republic of Dravida Nadu.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Kingdom of Lanaika.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Democratic Republic of DOLYKA.
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