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The First Kothic Switcher of A Nuclear Error

“[15] London is drowning and I live by the river!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Nugut

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A Nuclear Error

Population17.963 billion

Currencyuranium
Animalfour eyed monkey

The First Kothic Switcher of A Nuclear Error is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.963 billion Nuclear Errorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.3%.

The strong Nuclear Errorian economy, worth 813 trillion uraniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,297 uraniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned four eyed monkeyball fields, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Nuclear Error's national animal is the four eyed monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Nuclear Error is ranked 257,703rd in the world and 1st in Nugut for Most Stationary, with 16.24167016088 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,108thBest Weather: 17,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,394thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,353rdLargest Populations: 19,630thLargest Black Market: 22,118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,703rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,353rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A Nuclear Error was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned four eyed monkeyball fields.
  • : A Nuclear Error was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, when their backs are against the walls Nuclear Errorians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into A Nuclear Error.
  • : Following new legislation in A Nuclear Error, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.

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