The Fedəration of A Puppet of My Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Andy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.789 billion My Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Place. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong My Nationian economy, worth 548 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,791 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Andy has just been declared ruler of A Puppet of My Nation in an international press conference, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, Christianity has been named as A Puppet of My Nation's national religion, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Puppet of My Nation's national animal is the American Shorthair cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

A Puppet of My Nation is ranked 127,552^nd in the world and 56^th in Hive for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,472.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.