The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Delight Bluetooth with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.217 billion East Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eau Claire. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,514 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the Canadian Goose is a protected species, too many developers spoil the codebase, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Random Canadian Empire's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

A Random Canadian Empire is ranked 24,022^nd in the world and 1^st in Riskivilization for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.64 law-abiding acts per hour.