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The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire

“Ut incepit fidelis sic permanet”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Riskivilization


A Random Canadian Empire

Population6.423 billion

CapitalNorth A Random Canadian Empire City
LeaderQueen Delight Bluetooth

AnimalYellow Lab

The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Delight Bluetooth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.423 billion Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North A Random Canadian Empire City. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 734 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 114,378 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Random Canadian Empire's national animal is the Yellow Lab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Random Canadian Empire is ranked 10,622nd in the world and 1st in Riskivilization for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 369.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,672ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,050thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,691stSafest: 5,935thMost Inclusive: 6,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,457thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,759thMost Pacifist: 6,810thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,812thNicest Citizens: 7,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,165thHealthiest Citizens: 8,327thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,273rdSmartest Citizens: 9,621stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,691stMost Secular: 10,148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,622ndBest Weather: 10,626thMost Developed: 10,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,578thLargest Governments: 11,831stMost Stationary: 12,826thLowest Crime Rates: 13,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,460thMost Income Equality: 14,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,968thMost Influential: 16,033rdNudest: 16,052ndMost Cultured: 16,283rd
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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