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The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire

“Ut incepit fidelis sic permanet”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Riskivilization


A Random Canadian Empire

Population8.022 billion

LeaderEmpress Delight Bluetooth

AnimalCanadian Goose

The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Delight Bluetooth with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.022 billion Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 930 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,034 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Random Canadian Empire's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

A Random Canadian Empire is ranked 23,833rd in the world and 1st in Riskivilization for Highest Average Incomes, with 116,034.12 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,660thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,002ndSafest: 6,444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,494thMost Inclusive: 6,869thMost Pacifist: 7,340thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,462ndNicest Citizens: 7,700thMost Developed: 7,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,760thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,933rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,279thHealthiest Citizens: 8,690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,273rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,845thSmartest Citizens: 10,054thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,740thBest Weather: 11,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,347thMost Stationary: 11,369thMost Secular: 11,549thLargest Governments: 11,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,024thLowest Crime Rates: 13,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,348thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,822ndLargest Publishing Industry: 16,168thMost Influential: 16,990thMost Income Equality: 17,866thMost Cultured: 17,867thHighest Economic Output: 18,156th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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