Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: The Financial District of New York
Population | 4.823 billion |
Capital | New York City |
Leader | Lloyd Blankfein |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Disorder |
Currency | Gold Dollar |
Animal | Vampire Eagle |
The Black Holy Dominion of A Share of Goldman Sachs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lloyd Blankfein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.823 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Share of Goldman Sachsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,352 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, newspapers are celebrating Lloyd Blankfein saving over a million cats from trees, and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of Goldman Sachs's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Disorder.
A Share of Goldman Sachs is ranked 7,322nd in the world and 30th in The Financial District of New York for Nudest, with 1,115.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, newspapers are celebrating Lloyd Blankfein saving over a million cats from trees.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, Share of Goldman Sachsian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of Goldman Sachs, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.