The Black Holy Dominion of A Share of the Adidas AG is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adi Dassler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.783 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Share of the Adidas AGian economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion Gold Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 437,250 Gold Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, vaccinations are mandatory, and Adi Dassler's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of the Adidas AG's national animal is the Zombie Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Pestilence.

A Share of the Adidas AG is ranked 202,554^th in the world and 3^rd in The Financial District of New York for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,482.06 Standard Monetary Units.