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The Financial Asset of A Share of the American Express Company |
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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: The Financial District of New York
A Share of the American Express Company
Population | 5.629 billion |
Capital | Dearborn |
Leader | Brandy Belle |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Sloth |
Currency | US Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Financial Asset of A Share of the American Express Company is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brandy Belle with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.629 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dearborn. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Share of the American Express Companyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,723 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 483,832 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The roads are virtually falling apart, surf's up and hypothermia's down, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of the American Express Company's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Sloth.
A Share of the American Express Company is ranked 469th in the world and 5th in The Financial District of New York for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,429.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Share of the American Express Company was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, surf's up and hypothermia's down.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, the roads are virtually falling apart.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
- : A Share of the American Express Company was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, all prisons have been eliminated.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the American Express Company, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.