The Financial Asset of A Share of the Apple Incorporation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sheryl Sandberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.651 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Share of the Apple Incorporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 498,573 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Share of the Apple Incorporationian language, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of the Apple Incorporation's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Greed.

A Share of the Apple Incorporation is ranked 364^th in the world and 2^nd in The Financial District of New York for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,129.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.