The Fiancial Asset of A Share of the Chevron Corporation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by George W Bush with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.691 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patrick Bateman. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Share of the Chevron Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,846 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,238 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of the Chevron Corporation's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of the Flies.

A Share of the Chevron Corporation is ranked 261,809^th in the world and 6^th in The Financial District of New York for Most Conservative, scoring 35.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.