The Financial Asset of A Share of the Intel Corporation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brie Larson with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.646 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Clara. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Share of the Intel Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 499,735 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. A Share of the Intel Corporation's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belieal -Lord of Pain.

A Share of the Intel Corporation is ranked 268,125^th in the world and 11^th in The Financial District of New York for Most Conservative, scoring 33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.