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The Financial Asset of A Share of the Kuka AG

“Mens agitat Molem”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Financial District of New York

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A Share of the Kuka AG

Population5.287 billion

CapitalAugsburg
LeaderNicola Leibinger-Kammüller
FaithBelial - Lord of Malice

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Financial Asset of A Share of the Kuka AG is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicola Leibinger-Kammüller with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.287 billion Germans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augsburg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Share of the Kuka AGian economy, worth a remarkable 2,520 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,655 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Share of the Kuka AG's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Malice.

A Share of the Kuka AG is ranked 227,856th in the world and 1st in The Financial District of New York for Most Conservative, scoring 46.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 366thLargest Information Technology Sector: 407thHighest Poor Incomes: 549thRudest Citizens: 556thHighest Average Incomes: 664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 689thNudest: 892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 925thSmartest Citizens: 961stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,005thMost Armed: 1,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,404thMost Cultured: 1,601stMost Efficient Economies: 1,715thLargest Black Market: 1,911thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,930thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,029thHighest Crime Rates: 2,284thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,855thLargest Governments: 3,093rdMost Inclusive: 3,171stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,375thMost Developed: 3,389thHighest Food Quality: 3,421stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,682ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,834thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,683rdMost Avoided: 5,712thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,798thLargest Mining Sector: 5,922ndFattest Citizens: 6,190thMost Patriotic: 6,891stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,475thLargest Retail Industry: 7,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,820thHighest Economic Output: 10,268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,420thMost Secular: 16,730thTop
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Most Politically Free: 20,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 28,029th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : A Share of the Kuka AG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, Nicola Leibinger-Kammüller has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach.

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