Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: The Financial District of New York
Population | 5.287 billion |
Capital | Augsburg |
Leader | Nicola Leibinger-Kammüller |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Malice |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Eagle |
The Financial Asset of A Share of the Kuka AG is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicola Leibinger-Kammüller with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.287 billion Germans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augsburg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Share of the Kuka AGian economy, worth a remarkable 2,520 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,655 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Share of the Kuka AG's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Malice.
A Share of the Kuka AG is ranked 227,856th in the world and 1st in The Financial District of New York for Most Conservative, scoring 46.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : A Share of the Kuka AG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the Kuka AG, Nicola Leibinger-Kammüller has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach.