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The Black Holy Dominion of A Share of the McDonalds Corporation |
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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: The Financial District of New York
A Share of the McDonalds Corporation
Population | 4.905 billion |
Capital | Atlantic City |
Leader | Tony Soprano |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Subversion |
Currency | Gold Dollar |
Animal | Vampire Eagle |
The Black Holy Dominion of A Share of the McDonalds Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tony Soprano with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 4.905 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantic City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Share of the McDonalds Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 445,380 Gold Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Share of the McDonalds Corporation's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Subversion.
A Share of the McDonalds Corporation is ranked 22,275th in the world and 27th in The Financial District of New York for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,944.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Americans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, they say that Americans made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in A Share of the McDonalds Corporation, cigarettes are dead-cheap.