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The Empire of Aandruzognivia

“May the Nation be Reborn” Saitor Cesar

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population2.742 billion

LeaderSaitor Cesar
FaithNorthern Vistibulan Orthodox


The Empire of Aandruzognivia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Saitor Cesar with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.742 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth 450 trillion Dinariuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,338 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the government has become increasingly militant, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Northern Vistibulan Orthodox.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 114,836th in the world and 4,066th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -2.24 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,651stMost Developed: 3,855thMost Influential: 4,696thHealthiest Citizens: 4,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,880thLargest Governments: 5,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,575thMost Pacifist: 5,718thSmartest Citizens: 6,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,632ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,886thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,135thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,174thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,889thBest Weather: 8,146thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,364thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,519thMost Inclusive: 8,604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,120thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,229thHighest Average Incomes: 10,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,230thMost Income Equality: 11,182ndMost Authoritarian: 11,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,155thMost Secular: 12,652nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 179th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionMost Income Equality: 189th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 215th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 217th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 247th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 248th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 256th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 328th in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aandruzognivia was endorsed by The Empire of Vroengard mk2.
  • : Aandruzognivia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Aandruzognivia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Aandruzognivia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.


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