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The Theocracy of Aawia

“Our God is marching on!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Right to Life



Population17.889 billion

LeaderKenneth Brown


The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 17.889 billion Aawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,284 trillion Aawis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,721 Aawis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 208,275th in the world and 76th in Right to Life for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 955thSafest: 2,015thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,267thTop
Best Weather: 2,350thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,673rdMost Devout: 2,833rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,564thMost Influential: 3,605thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,200thLowest Crime Rates: 4,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,594thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,458thLargest Governments: 5,681stHighest Economic Output: 6,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,065thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,951stLargest Populations: 8,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,858thMost Developed: 10,361stNicest Citizens: 11,113thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,197thMost Efficient Economies: 11,229thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,485thMost Stationary: 11,711thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,495thMost Armed: 14,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,357thHighest Average Incomes: 19,897thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,123rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the region

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Endorsements Received: None.

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