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The 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 of ABC123 33

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Yuno

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ABC123 33

Population12.763 billion

Currencyergerg
Animalrgegerg

The 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 of ABC123 33 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 12.763 billion ABC123 33ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The powerhouse ABC123 33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion ergergs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 104,061 ergergs, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 33's national animal is the rgegerg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABC123 33 is ranked 47,175th in the world and 15th in Yuno for Largest Governments, scoring 22.96 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,845thMost Stationary: 12,316thTop
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Safest: 17,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,545thMost Influential: 24,134thHighest Economic Output: 24,854thHealthiest Citizens: 31,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 33,334th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ABC123 33 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : ABC123 33 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : ABC123 33 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in ABC123 33, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.

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