The of ABC123 34 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.818 billion ABC123 34ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The all-consuming ABC123 34ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,286 trillion wergers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,387 wergers, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 34's national animal is the wergwer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABC123 34 is ranked 52,376^th in the world and 22^nd in Yuno for Largest Governments, scoring 21.98 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.