The Community of Aberden is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 335 million Aberdenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The strong Aberdenian economy, worth 20.9 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,495 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, third world countries are rich in "I Love Aberden City" t-shirts, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aberden's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aberden is ranked 14,920^th in the world and 1^st in The United States of Aberden for Most Primitive, scoring 86.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.