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The Holy of Abonland


Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
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Political Freedoms:
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Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.258 billion

CapitalViridis City
LeaderFinn Aldr

CurrencyGold Bar

The Holy of Abonland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Finn Aldr with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.258 billion Abonlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viridis City. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abonlandic economy, worth 507 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,886 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abonland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abonland is ranked 5,978th in the world and 294th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 281stMost Influential: 675thTop
Most Secular: 2,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,806thMost Efficient Economies: 3,316thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,389thLargest Retail Industry: 4,222ndNicest Citizens: 4,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,902ndBest Weather: 5,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,878thSmartest Citizens: 8,007thMost Developed: 8,675thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,684thMost Inclusive: 9,599thTop
Rudest Citizens: 10,342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,734thHealthiest Citizens: 11,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,320thHighest Average Incomes: 12,135thLargest Governments: 16,433rdMost Politically Free: 17,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,155thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,314thMost Pacifist: 18,037th
Most Secular: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 215th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 279th in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionNicest Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 294th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 298th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 299th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 304th in the regionMost Politically Free: 320th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 358th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 397th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 458th in the regionRudest Citizens: 464th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 483rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 508th in the regionMost Developed: 529th in the regionMost Inclusive: 569th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 569th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 578th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 611th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 635th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 648th in the regionLargest Governments: 804th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 887th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Abonland endorsed The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Abonland was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Gold Bars to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Abonland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Finn Aldr to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Abonland has found 2 easter eggs).


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 355 » Corfad, Xagill, Glurponia, Loli County, Orado, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Abject Ludicrosity, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, Empy, MiaryBhalzhack, The Tampa Bay Rays, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Ethnon, Hamerica, Pazair, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Daiz, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, United Kahndaq, Siwale, Vincone Cae, Interdimensional Zone, Zumlandia, Ravendi, Napnomadia, Serendipita Martia, The Endless Eventide, Noahs Second Country, Wilkshire, Zyvetskistaahn, New Jamgra, Loutsland, Freyford, and 305 others.Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Praeceps, Joodey, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, PotatoFarmers, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Sunto, Malta Comino Gozo, Choistan, Conteria, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Eschatosia, Maott, Votak Matim, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Fendlium, West Hamburg, The Windmilluminati, Chukstik Illahi, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alice Gardens, New Lakemba, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Olofin, The Most Freedom Ever, Arimbia, United States of Americanas, Xyrron, Runeda, Steampunk Ariel, Velon, Arlens Apartment, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, New Octicarg, Valhalla123, Clan Spaniel, Revolutionary Sealand, Zokk, Ihese, KhalChicken, Diodone, Prevaland, Cinnibar, Godwanna, Psychotic Vegans, New Trisone, Stone Ira, New Avian, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Immenium, The Galactic Triumvirate, Plangainer, Virillum, TJUN-ia, Grue, Xentherida, Savaska, SORT, Nisastria, Kranostav, Iron Cladia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aetulia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aeolist, Zecit, Panama Coalition, Aeurithianar, The Gamer Party, Avastate, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Manticore utopia, Antiyard, AAA Provisional Empire, David Davidson, Altivia, Alamei, Adehgord, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Fascist Democracy, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Westinor, Miamington, French Bananastan, The Iron Lions, Sea Ghost, Varola, Varisland, The United Capital of Adam, Unsophisticate, Plasir Grand, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Britain v3, Kadarra, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Wurplestan, The Empire of the Federation, Solskjar, The Jerichowan Country, Ivernary, Fluffy Noodles, Schnuftelland, East Supple Lund, Yemet, Aprenencia, Dyrenell, Kamohoalii, Memenaide, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, The AP Republic, Fizban, Zeternia, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Gilakistan, Xatin, Greater Pittsburgh, Qaz, Conservative State of Poland, FROST33, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Solcius, Vesuva, Sikol, Eurasian Foederatio, Saperisole, Aoncarpa, Zzozona, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Ver Testua, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Former English Colony, Bengal Empir, Artemis Selene, Libertania Democratica, Timothea, Brucklania, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Sevinland, Simone Republic, Gautania, Solmetria, TyGerria, Daulatpur, Yalkan, Mystiquelle, Yalgora, Asoc lon, Cowbridge, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Kahlo, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Yellops, Sattelbach, The Turkish workers of Europe, Eywaan, Ihsan, Hopsin, Polihy, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Nationeer, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Eara Forp, R libanon, Takushipa, Western Vapia, Salt-and-Pepper, Pelican Isands, Oceanialia, Paverium, Trance Empire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Illusia and Neverendia, Navsland, Frieszia, U S Eh, Mouva Crishia, Principia Mathematica, Kragsgale, Marinxa, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Sarekono, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Drentusa, Amerian States, Erubetia, Ultra777, Ekaitokoa, Andexia, New Spina Nitedold, Moubarakistan, Frahnkzaden, Karakalpak Republic, Great Vritania, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Maroiogogistan, Bend Mai, Mannsoneria, Dicko, Moszce-Walvard, Dangine, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sisang, Therizia, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Dusheau, Multius, Lulubellia, Kurniastan, Necromonia, Nouvelle-Floride, Azzarel, Craams Mal, Aruvicion, Republica Guilleana, United Capitalist Provinces, Cartures, Greater New America, Shizzy, Axolotlus, Plandonia, Aleklandia, Ceireland, Lanorth, New Sunville, Ramiru, Jestings, WeKnow, Upper Ville Gamenia, Rimausean, Solphine, Copola, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Warancia, Xarrel, Triado, Confederacy of North America, PraNi, Nichigo Sebe, Disunited Earth, Old Republic of Greece, Tianqing, TLTland, Alqulonde, Hardscrabble, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, A Ordem do Caos, Amprak, Glanst, Elvoreto, Comfed, The Royal States of Canada, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Aingard, Chips and Guac, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Ozstan, Cosmosplosion, and Ofira.

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