The Free Land of Absols is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.853 billion Absolsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The powerhouse Absolsian economy, worth 134 trillion Views a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,662 Views, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is well under control. Absols's national animal is the Absol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absols is ranked 181,131^st in the world and 23^rd in Trading Cards for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.32 law-abiding acts per hour.