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The Disputed Territories of Absolute communism125

“The falcon cannot hear the falconer”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Absolute communism125

Population4.472 billion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCow

The Disputed Territories of Absolute communism125 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.472 billion Absolute communism125ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism125ian economy, worth 782 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,033 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism125's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism125 is ranked 112,058th in the world and 1,659th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.72771047412 days.

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1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,823rdTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,109thMost Patriotic: 9,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,465thLargest Black Market: 12,574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,481stLargest Mining Sector: 14,585thHighest Average Incomes: 14,772ndTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,150thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,336thHealthiest Citizens: 17,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,838thMost Efficient Economies: 23,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,129thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,710th
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5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 290th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 460th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 540th in the regionMost Patriotic: 715th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 797th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 811th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 923rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 929th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,003rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,024th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, Leader's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, billions of Credits are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cow Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism125, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.

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