Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 4.437 billion |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Dog |
The Most Serene Republic of Absolute communism143 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.437 billion Absolute communism143ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism143ian economy, worth 744 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,872 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism143's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism143 is ranked 112,081st in the world and 1,826th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 354.7258840864 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Absolute communism143 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, protests are illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism143, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Absolute communism143 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".