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The Republic of Absolute communism19

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Absolute communism19

Population6.018 billion

Currencydenier
Animalemu

The Republic of Absolute communism19 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.018 billion Absolute communism19ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism19ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,267 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, warning signs caution Absolute communism19ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, and Formula One cars in Absolute communism19 boast 56 miles per gallon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism19's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism19 is ranked 111,943rd in the world and 1,787th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 354.74434240792 days.

Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 3,245thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,852ndLargest Black Market: 8,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,944thHighest Average Incomes: 10,414thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,415thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,117thMost Efficient Economies: 12,430thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,805thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,672ndMost Developed: 13,775thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,263rdTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,217thLargest Governments: 15,705thHealthiest Citizens: 15,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,172ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,978thLargest Mining Sector: 21,143rdSmartest Citizens: 21,738thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,334thHighest Economic Output: 23,852ndMost Devout: 24,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,533rd
Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 324th in the regionTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 664th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 727th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 743rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 749th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 750th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 761st in the regionLargest Black Market: 773rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 815th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 821st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 825th in the regionMost Developed: 855th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 858th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 935th in the regionLargest Governments: 989th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,011th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,045th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, Formula One cars in Absolute communism19 boast 56 miles per gallon.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, warning signs caution Absolute communism19ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, an exhibition on emu memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Absolute communism19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.

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