Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 6.018 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | emu |
The Republic of Absolute communism19 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.018 billion Absolute communism19ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism19ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,267 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, warning signs caution Absolute communism19ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, and Formula One cars in Absolute communism19 boast 56 miles per gallon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism19's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism19 is ranked 111,943rd in the world and 1,787th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 354.74434240792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, Formula One cars in Absolute communism19 boast 56 miles per gallon.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, warning signs caution Absolute communism19ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, an exhibition on emu memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Absolute communism19 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism19, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.