Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 6.055 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Absolute communism28 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.055 billion Absolute communism28ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism28ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,193 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, there's a bright dawn ahead for Absolute communism28, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism28's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism28 is ranked 111,966th in the world and 1,676th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 354.74302296432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism28 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, there's a bright dawn ahead for Absolute communism28.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.