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The Jingoistic States of Absolute communism327

“Puppeteer”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Absolute communism327

Population4.185 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Jingoistic States of Absolute communism327 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.185 billion Absolute communism327ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism327ian economy, worth 637 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,410 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism327's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism327 is ranked 112,251st in the world and 1,713th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.7007104914 days.

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Most Patriotic: 7,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,830thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,710thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,494thMost Developed: 14,136thLowest Crime Rates: 14,444thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,444thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,962ndBest Weather: 18,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,515thLargest Black Market: 19,926thHighest Average Incomes: 21,369thLargest Governments: 21,554thHealthiest Citizens: 21,626thMost Inclusive: 21,951stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,035thMost Efficient Economies: 23,871stSmartest Citizens: 23,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,383rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 438th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 451st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 702nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 716th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 744th in the regionMost Developed: 818th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 915th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 961st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,024th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,030th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism327, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.

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