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The Republic of Absolute communism50

“Halfway There”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Absolute communism50

Population6.028 billion

Currencydollar
Animalsheep

The Republic of Absolute communism50 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.028 billion Absolute communism50ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism50ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,427 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,790 per year while the poor average 50,192, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism50's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Absolute communism50 is ranked 111,983rd in the world and 1,631st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.74041185488 days.

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5%
Most Armed: 4,073rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,003rdMost Patriotic: 5,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,341stLargest Mining Sector: 7,208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,274thLargest Black Market: 7,518thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,323rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,609thHighest Average Incomes: 11,000thHealthiest Citizens: 12,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,164thMost Efficient Economies: 12,431stLowest Crime Rates: 12,503rdTop
10%
Most Devout: 16,442ndLargest Governments: 17,676thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,166thHighest Economic Output: 24,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,454thSmartest Citizens: 29,217th
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5%
Most Armed: 288th in the regionMost Patriotic: 329th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 468th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 478th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 521st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 550th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 580th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 591st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 592nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 592nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 640th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 648th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 684th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 728th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 756th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 763rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 829th in the regionMost Devout: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.

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