Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Osiris
Population | 6.028 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | sheep |
The Republic of Absolute communism50 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.028 billion Absolute communism50ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism50ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,427 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,790 per year while the poor average 50,192, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism50's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Absolute communism50 is ranked 111,983rd in the world and 1,631st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.74041185488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism50, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.