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The Republic of Absolute communism96

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Absolute communism96

Population2.354 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalcobra

The Republic of Absolute communism96 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.354 billion Absolute communism96ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.6%.

The thriving Absolute communism96ian economy, worth 170 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,454 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, Leader often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and many Absolute communism96ians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism96's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism96 is ranked 29,687th in the world and 722nd in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 207.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,360thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,413thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,316thMost Secular: 10,239thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,389thLargest Black Market: 13,401st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 323rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 341st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 476th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 515th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 574th in the regionLargest Black Market: 606th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 628th in the regionMost Stationary: 629th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, many Absolute communism96ians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, Leader often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Absolute communism96 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Absolute communism96 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Absolute communism96 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Absolute communism96ian weed picker.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism96, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.

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