The Democratic Republic of Achias is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Mitchell Friedman with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 3.947 billion Achians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellagio. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achiasian economy, worth 452 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,607 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Achiasian language, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achias's national animal is the Green Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Greek Mythology.

Achias is ranked 71,135^th in the world and 13^th in Nova Britannia Prima for Most Secular, with 18.72 Atheism Rate.