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The Republic of Achiotopia

“Strength through Unity”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands



Population28.094 billion



The Republic of Achiotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Achilleus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.094 billion Achiotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achiopolis. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achiotopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,939 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,805 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and billions of Euros are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown. Achiotopia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achiotopia is ranked 206,299th in the world and 1,612th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.29 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Developed: 5thHealthiest Citizens: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thMost Influential: 15thBest Weather: 22ndMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101stMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 126thMost Pacifist: 137thSmartest Citizens: 151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 155thNicest Citizens: 161stMost Rebellious Youth: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 204thMost Inclusive: 245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 261stSafest: 289thHighest Poor Incomes: 301stMost Secular: 355thMost Stationary: 368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 425thHighest Economic Output: 433rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 527thMost Cultured: 543rdLowest Crime Rates: 703rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,011thHighest Average Incomes: 1,151stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,973rdLargest Governments: 2,022ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,405thLargest Populations: 2,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,884thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,404thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,344thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,543rdMost Income Equality: 18,193rd
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 137th in the regionMost Income Equality: 154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, billions of Euros are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, the horniness of the great-horned Eagle is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Achiotopia endorsed The Principality of Haxx Isles.
  • : Achiotopia was endorsed by The Principality of Haxx Isles.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Tzo, Grungerock, Iontan, Solleana, Slaytania, Matterland, The Soylent Green Party, Testa, Coreras, Spncrgmn, Zyrcrestia, Blogotopia, Palman, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Perzische Keizer, Better Indonesia, Old Atlantica, Lamborghini Murcielago, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Creeptopia, Samonaemia, Karlando, Seantonia, Austral Coast, Serlone, Dustwind, Gewisse, Lacuna, Future of Mankind, Chip Skylark, Stroulia, Killettland, Tangora, Greek People Nation, Kebecois, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Hawalius, Wysrod, Inberdia, Echocrimsonia, Cape Vessey, Eames, Dovant, New Fania, Nooooooooooooooo, PYT, and 97 others.Uprus, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Generic Country Name That Is Available, A R V E R N A, Grimmywelsh, Isentran, The Biggles Syndicate, Flex Lexington, Novegia, Kaltovar, Republic of Nutella, Tycorn, Ferte, Jimjam Goober, Tindomelia, Nixtodea, Northern Nivaria, Free Land of Rebellium, Oyste, Marroc, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Free Booze, Constantinolia, Valentian Elysium, Graemania, Rahatalia, Decent Humans, Krystalveil, Ascended Union, Discotheque, Quemfaria, Airday, Solarampa, Final Universal Order, Xemja, Zachais, Ao Kuang, Republic of Libriano, Yakkandiania, Athontia, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, The Republic of Osea, Recon Island, The Pizza, Ytvigshill, Vill Send, Chocolate Coookies, Greenmont Federation, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Snakeden, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Old Tryst, Itic, Evertopia, Vivolkha, Ehrgeizig, Teabagia, Lunador, Leprechaun Gold, AciaciaMont, Armatha, Great Ranges, Drewish, Leyarts, Calrad, Kachikawawa, Waitiki, Galimania, The Galactic RepubIlic, Point Comfort Colony, Maluspura, Ali Faridi, Liberdon, Nemohsis, Lisokyo, Vones Monourakal, Namakan, Islands of Czechia, Pogthebravelandia, Ariree, Bortheria, Wigwag, Marxist Germany, Apuoxia, Makykay, Porymonia, HumanSanity, Solsevara, and Haxx Isles.

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