The Epicenter of fun of Acute is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 24.566 billion Acuteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Acutean economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion $$$$$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,573 $$$$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acute's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Acute is ranked 75,126^th in the world and 1^st in Ceuta for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.28 law-abiding acts per hour.