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The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia

“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Axis of Evil

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Adamkhazia

Population4.213 billion

CapitalAdamopolis
LeaderDearest Respected Generalissimo Adam
FaithAdamism

CurrencyAdamkhazian dollar
AnimalAdamkhazian blue eagle

The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.213 billion Adamkhazians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Adamkhazian economy, worth 912 trillion Adamkhazian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,708 Adamkhazian dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 678,525 per year while the poor average 53,069, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Adamkhazian beaches, online tourism reviews of Adamkhazia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adamkhazia's national animal is the Adamkhazian blue eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Adamism.

Adamkhazia is ranked 4,618th in the world and 9th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 678,525 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 2,841stTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,618thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,690thLargest Retail Industry: 4,697thLargest Mining Sector: 4,903rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,216thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,430thMost Avoided: 6,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,207thMost Efficient Economies: 6,230thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,520thMost Patriotic: 6,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,729thHighest Average Incomes: 7,937thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,918thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,042ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,428thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,453rdTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 14,909thLargest Black Market: 15,248thMost Conservative: 21,918thLargest Governments: 24,265thSmartest Citizens: 26,186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,702nd
Top
5%
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, online tourism reviews of Adamkhazia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Adamkhazian beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Adamkhazian unhappiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Adamkhazia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, for just a few extra Adamkhazian dollars Adamkhazians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Adamkhazia, the purgative quality of Adamkhazian cuisine is known across the globe.

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