The Federal Republic of Adistria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Seblin Istra with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.08 billion Adistrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abdestria. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adistrian economy, worth 819 trillion Seibiarts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,747 Seibiarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime is totally unknown. Adistria's national animal is the Conejo de las nieves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adistria is ranked 60,017^th in the world and 6^th in CoCoPa for Most Pacifist, with 98.64 cheeks turned per day.